Wednesday, September 15, 2010

In Today's Donkey News: Shaq Is A Major Jackass!

NBA Baller Shaquille O'Neill Is Being Sued By Disgruntled Ex Employee Shawn Darling, For Emotional Distress.  Darling Who Is Shaqs Ex I.T. Guy, Says He Allegedly Watched The Baller Hack Into Voicemail, As Well As Use Law Enforcement Contact To Access Info About His Side Chicks. Darling Is Also Accusing Shaq Of Trying To Destroy The Evidence After Allegedly Watching Him Throw A Personal Computer Into A Lake, In An Attempt To Frame Darling For Criminal Offense.  Dear Shaq, What The EF Is Wrong With You? Keeping Tabs On Your Side Pieces? What The Hell For? You Are Way To TALL, To Be Acting So SMALL! Shame On You!!!

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