Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Ssssh.... The Video CHRIS BROWN Didn't Want You To See!

Melyssa Ford Rips ESSENCE Magazine A New One!

Melyssa Ford Isn't Happy With ESSENCE magazine, And She Actually Makes A GREAT Point. Peep What She Had To Say:

 
"Right now Essence has on the cover, three of the most gorgeous black men ever created on the face of this f-cking Earth. They have Blair Underwood who has always done it for me, Boris Kodjoe whose definition in the dictionary is fine, and then they got Lance Gross—chocolatey loveliness. And you know what they f*cking have the nerve to have as the f-cking title of the cover story? “How To Keep Black Men Happy and Faithful.” And faithful! How dare you?! It makes me f-cking sick. [It’s like saying] ‘Women take note—how to keep your black men healthy and keep from straying from you ‘cause it’s your fault.’ And black women wrote this to their f-cking counterparts. As if to say, ‘If he strays, it’s your f-cking fault. You didn’t cook enough. You didn’t blow him enough. You didn’t f*ck him enough. You didn’t do enough to keep your f-cking man healthy or faithful.’ O-M-f-cking-G! There are times where I’m surprised at the audacity that they f-cking have to put something like that on the cover, but they’re regarded as the soul sista’s bible. They accept a fucking elitist attitude on who they’ll have on the cover and who they won’t? Please. Who was on the cover last month? They were toasting to women above the age of 40, and how beautiful they look, but Naomi’s on the cover? Okay, yes. Granted, Miss Naomi walks a catwalk, and she’s still killing 16-year-old and 20-year-old girls. Yes, but she has serious anger management issues and an overwhelming sense of entitlement, and she is engaged in f-cking illegal activity that’s directly related to the blood diamond industry in Africa. And you’re putting her on a pedestal? Is that what you’re doing? But you won’t cover somebody like me because I based the earlier part of my career on my sexuality? My moral compass hasn’t been shifted off too much. My values are pretty good considering the causes that I believe in and places I’ve volunteered my time and given my money to, but you don’t feel the need to ever cover any single part of my career. You don’t even acknowledge that I even f-cking exist. But this is what you cover and this is the things you say? I think it’s hypocrisy."

Oh Boy! Its A Boy! Juelz Santana Welcomes New Edition

Juelz Santana And His Eye Candy Model Girlfriend Kimbella, Delivered A Healthy Baby Boy On Sept 6th 2010. Congrats To The Couple, Little Man Is Adorable.

BEHIND THE SCENES: Will.I.Am Ft. Nicki Minaj "CHECK IT OUT" Video Shoot

Monday, September 27, 2010

Rihanna's A Colorful Mother EF'er!

Rihanna Went The Colorful Route For Her New Video "Whats My Name".  Even Though I'm Still Not A Fan Of The Big Red Wig, It Was Nice To See A Change In The Set Up For This Song.  After A Stream Of Very Dark, And Gothic Like Videos, This One Seems To Be A Breath Of Fresh Air.  Once Again Rocking A Look That Only Rihanna Can Get Away With (Don't Try This At Home Kids) The Pop Diva Looks A Stunning Mess, If You Know What I Mean! Go Girl!

Friday, September 24, 2010

There WILL Be A SCREAM 4! Sneak Peek With The Actors!

Lindsay Lohan Cuffed In Court

Apparently Lindsay Lohan's Judge Doesn't Give 2 Sh-ts Who She Is, And Simply Let Her Have It Like An Average Savage.  The Judge Sentenced Lindsay Before Hearing Arguments From Either Side Of The Case.  Cuffed In Court, The Actress Is Expected To Stay In Jail Until October 27, 2010.  Lohan Was Arrested For Violating Parole After Failing 2 Drug Test. When Will Young Hollywood Will Get It?  How Many People Have To Die, Before They Realize Drugs Are Bad? On A Serious Note Lets All Pray For This Chick, Clearly She Needs A Good Psalm Or 2.

New Music: Chris Brown "Yeah 3x"

After Really Digging The Sh-t Out Of Deuces, This Song Is A Major Disappointment For Me! Way To Take 2 Steps Forward, Then 10 Steps Back! Do You Love It?
Yeah 3x (Full) by GrownChild2

Baby Fat? Or Fat Baby? Mariah Carey Edition

Mariah Carey And Her Double Chin Was Spotted At LAX Airport, Still Looking A Cheeseburger Away From An Opera Singer.  Months Ago, There Were Pregnancy Rumors, But I'm Starting To Think Nick Cannon Has His Wife On A Soul Food Diet Since Everything But The Tummy Appears To Be Getting Larger.  I'm All For A Thick Chick, As Long As It's Worn Well, And Mariah Does Not Have The Body Type That Can Make A Few Extra Pounds Look Fierce. However, From Her 1st Chin Up, The Singer's Face Still Looks Sensational! Work It!




















Thursday, September 23, 2010

Fabolous To Write A Twitter Book?


 Brooklyn Rapper Fabolous Says He Was Approached By A Twitter Representative To Write A Book, High Lighting His Very Popular Trending Topics. Given Fab Has Started Some Of The Most Catchy, And Most Popular Trending Topics On Twitter, But Would You Really Purchase A Book Filled With Them, When You Can Just Follow His Ass On Twitter For Free? Thanks, But No Thanks And Pass!

MTV Shows

Kim Kardashian & Her Pimp Celebrate Oktoberfest In Germany

Oktoberfest Is One Of The Largest Festivals Held Each Year In Munich, Bavaria, Germany.  It Is One Of Germany's Most Famous Events, With Up To 6million Attendee's.  This Year Kim K And Her Pimp Mom Were Amongst Those, Celebrating The Event In Munich Germany. Nice Pig Tails Kimmy!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

New Music: Nicki Minaj "Right Through Me" Hmmm, Do We Love It?

Nicki Minaj - Right Through Me by uploaderrr

Sneak Peek At Lil Kim (And Her New Face) In Kontrol Magazine


Lil Kim Is Barely Recognizable On The Cover Of Kontrol Magazine.  This Is A Perfect Example Of Plastic Surgery Gone Too Far.  I am All For A Little Nip Tuck Here, And An Implant There, But To Completely Change Species Is Just Out Of Line. From The Neck Down Lil Kim Looks Great, The Butt And Breast Implants Was Money Well Spent.  Lets Just All Take A Minute To Remember The Lil Kim Head Circa 1999........
 









































    





New Music LITTLE WAYNE Ft. DRAKE "Gonorrhea" Hmmm, Do We Love It?

Gonorrhea by GrownChild2

Monday, September 20, 2010

Nicki Minaj In Complex Magazine! Do We Love It?

Still Not Sick Of Nick? Good! Here's A Sneak Peek At Her Photo Shoot With Complex Magazine. I'm A Big Fan Of Black And White Pics, But What Do You Guys Think Of The Shots? EF'ing NAIL or EF'ing FAIL?










Rihanna: "Who's That Chick?" (Leaked Video)

So Basically, Rihannas HOT!


So Even Though I Double Hate The Red Ronald McDonald Wig Rihanna's Been Rocking, I Must Say, At A Cirque Du Soleil Themed Bachlorette Party, It Actually Worked. Rihanna Hosted The Animated Event For Her BFF Katy Perry, And Looked Absolutely Stunning! Red Lips, Red Hair, Red Bottoms, Rihanna You Better WORK!

Friday, September 17, 2010

Sneak Peek At LaLa's VH1 Reality Show "LaLa's Full Court Wedding"


 LaLa's Full Court Wedding, Premieres On VH1 Sunday, September 19th
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Gabourey Sidibe, On Her Lightskin Sh-t?

So The World Is In A Frenzy Over Precious Gabourey Sidibe Elle Magazine Cover.  Elle Has Been Taking Punches For What Looks Like A Deliberately Lightened Version Of The Actress On Their 25th Anniversary Cover.  Elle Magazine Stands By The Cover, And Promises That Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Was Done.  This To Me Just Looks Like Some Bright Ass Flash, My Issue With The Cover Is That Awful Ass Lace Front Gabby Rocked! Come On Now, A Part With No Visible Scalp? A Wig With Spit Ends? A Hairline Starting 2 Inches Above The Eyebrows? Am I The Only One That See's The Real Problem Here? Mess!

Kim Kardashian Is Pissed The EF Off!

Kim Kardashian Is Not Happy With Sex Toy Company PipeDream, For Making A Doll That Bears A Striking Resemblance To Herself.  Not Only Is The Blow Up Doll Described As A "Busty Bubble Butt Bimbo" But The Inflatable Beauty Is Also Named Kim.  Coincidence? Probably Not.  To Make Matters Worse, The Box Also Reads:

"busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken."

Yes I Know *holds in laugh*.  Something Tells Me The Issue Goes Far Beyond Swag Stealing With Kim, And More About Money.  Pretty Sure If The Company Paid Up And Showed Kim K. Some Revenue She'd Probably Turn The Other Cheek.  After All This Plastic Doll Has Nothing On That Sex Tape. *shrugs*

Foxy Brown Performed At Incubator Fashion Show Looking Like... Well, This

There Are Way Too Many Things Wrong With This Picture, And I am Deeply Concerned.  Blue Contacts? Bad Weave? Ill Fitting Dress? What In The Waka Flocka Flame Is Going On Here? I Know Its A Recession & We Can't All Afford To Have Rachel Zoe Style Us, But Laqweesha From The Bronx Could Have Told Foxy That This Look Was Just Awful! If You're Rocking A Gut Full Of Chicken, Your Options Are 1) Suck It In 2) Invest In A Pair Of Spanx Or 3) Buy Shit That Fits.  This Is Not A Good Look, UNLESS The Goal Was To Get People To Point And Laugh, In That Case Foxy, You NAILED It!! Go Girl.


Thursday, September 16, 2010

Ashton Kutcher Gets His EF On!

Star Magazine Is Reporting An Alleged Affair, Between Ashton Kutcher And Some Very Average Savage, Brittney Jones.  The 21 Year Old Is Claiming She And Kutcher Hooked Up In The Home That He Shares With His Wife Demi Moore.  Of Course Kutcher Is Denying These Allegations, And In Turn, Threatening Star Magazine With A Law Suit.  That's Right Ashton Keep Up The "I'm Pissed Off About These Lies" Act, And DENY, DENY, DENY! *insert hi-five here*

Apparently Camron & Jim Jones Want It With Hov (and Kanye) Peep The Diss Track!

Ciara Redeems Herself!

So Yesterday I Posted A Picture Of Ciara In An Outfit That Wasn't So Thrilling, However I Have Since Forgiven Ci Ci After Seeing Her In This Fit! Ciara Rocked This Smoking Hot Dress At The Grand Opening For Lavo Night Club, And She Looked Like A Million Bucks!  This Look Was A HIT, Now If She Can Match This Dress With A HIT Record, She'd Be Moving Mountains People!!!!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Kanye West Opens Up To XXL Magazine

I Love The Concept Behind Mr.West's XXL Magazine Cover! Hate Him, Or Love Him, We've All Said His Name At Least Once This Year!! Kanye West Also Opens Up About The Taylor Swift Incident Saying,

"I stress that the incident wasn't about Taylor personally. And it definitely wasn't about race. Where I messed up is, at the end of the day, it's your show, Taylor. It's your show, MTV."

I Mean Was I The Only One Who Thought The Whole Snatching The Mike Incident Was Hilarious?  Not Only Did I Agree With The Statement Kanye Made, But Anyone Who Had No CLUE Who Taylor Swift Was, Finally Figured It Out. Given It Wasn't The BEST Way For Kanye To Voice His Opinion, But What Do You Expect? It's Mother EF'ing Yeezy!

In Today's Donkey News: Shaq Is A Major Jackass!

NBA Baller Shaquille O'Neill Is Being Sued By Disgruntled Ex Employee Shawn Darling, For Emotional Distress.  Darling Who Is Shaqs Ex I.T. Guy, Says He Allegedly Watched The Baller Hack Into Voicemail, As Well As Use Law Enforcement Contact To Access Info About His Side Chicks. Darling Is Also Accusing Shaq Of Trying To Destroy The Evidence After Allegedly Watching Him Throw A Personal Computer Into A Lake, In An Attempt To Frame Darling For Criminal Offense.  Dear Shaq, What The EF Is Wrong With You? Keeping Tabs On Your Side Pieces? What The Hell For? You Are Way To TALL, To Be Acting So SMALL! Shame On You!!!

Hmmm, Do We Love Ciara's Outfit?

Ciara Showed Up To The Betsey Johnson Fashion Show Rocking This Unsemble.  Am I The Only One That Thinks This Outfit Is Doing Too Much?  Ciara Just Blessed Us With A SICK Look For The VMA's, So I'm Hoping The Pop Diva Can Make A Fashion Comeback By Doing A Little Less Next Time. Do You EF'ing Love It? Or EF'ing Hate It?


Trey Songz Works The Red Carpet!

Trey Songz Looked Dapper On The Red Carpet, For Targets Exclusive Release, Of The Deluxe Edition Of His Album PASSION PAIN & PLEASURE. It Was Definitely A Celeb Fest! But On Another Note, What Do You Think Of Trey's Red Carpet Look? Was It A EF'ing NAIL or A EF'ing FAIL?











    











Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Jennifer Lopez aka The $12 Million Lady! OUCH!!

La Lopez Has Sealed The Deal!! Lets All Welcome The Puerto Rican Bombshell To The American Idol Panel.  Lopez Signed A 1 Year Deal With American Idol For A Little Over 12million Big Ones!! Now I Haven't Tuned In To Idol Since,,,, (thinks about it) Jordin Sparks Won, However I May Have To Tune In, Just To Hear What La Lopez Has To Say, And More Importantly, To See What She's Wearing.